1 of 14 kids

A fellow was telling me he was one of 14 kids.

He explained it this way.  His mother was hard of hearing.

Each night, when his father went to bed, he would whisper to her,

“Do you want to go to sleep or what ?”

She’s respond “What ?”

I'm on a new diet.  I just drink Vodka & Soda.

Why already, I've lost 3 DAYS !