Dough Boy Dies - Sad Funeral News
| It is with saddest heart that I pass on the
following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth,
Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, Captain Crunch. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still,
as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. |