Kids Wisdom

Never trust a dog to watch your food.              - Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

            - Michael, 14

Never tell your mom her diet's not working    - Michael, 14

Never pee on an electric fence.                          - Robert, 13

Don't squat with your spurs on.                        - Noronha, 13

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.         - Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

            - Traci, 14

Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.          - Mitchell, 12

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.                - Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.                      - Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.                        - Armir, 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.                     - Kellie, 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.                         - Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.                                      - Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.       - Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

            - Alyesha, 13

Never try to baptize a cat.                                                                        - Eileen, 8

Stay away from prunes.                                       - Randy, 9