Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like night.

42 % of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade !

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink ?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice ?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name ?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened ?

Just remember – if the world didn't suck, we’d all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

HortiCulture: You can take a whore to culture, but you can't make her think !